Lunchtime chat with the hubby

• J: Did you get the email I sent you?
• Me: The one about the dude you went to school with who was busted with child pornography and arrested for using a cover camera to take pictures up girls skirts?
• J: Yeah, did you catch that he was teaching at guilford?
• Me: Yeah. Why?
• J: I think I am going to send my old profs there an email, tell them they are fucked. Then when they ask if I want the job say, yeah for tenure and $150k.
• Me: Why $150k?
• J: because that way we can move, you can focus on your studies and start your church.
• Me: That would be cool.
• J: Too bad I won't actually do that.
• Me: Eh, we'd be hours from either of our parents, and we just put in a brand new floor that you love. Maybe we aren't meant to leave Lexington just yet.